Collector Joke Merch

Larry Wall Keychain

Pocket-sized coding lore for your bag zipper, key ring, or desk key tray. The promo art goes full airsoft cosplay energy, but the actual product is just the keychain.

$19.99 Ships in 2-4 business chaos cycles

Call +1 (212) 555-0137 Closeup Preview

Phone Order Flow

Call the hotline and request the Larry keychain drop.
Say "autovivify safe" to unlock bonus lore narration.
Pick quantity and shipping zone.
Await tiny relic arrival in your mailbox.

+1 (212) 555-0137

No JS checkout
Hotline only
Chaos Labs approved

Closeup Relic Preview

Clean closeup render of the charm for sizing and finish checks. Perfect if you want to confirm details before calling the hotline.

Download Keychain Render

Transparent PNG with full clasp + charm silhouette.

Closeup render of Larry Wall acrylic keychain with clasp

Specs

Acrylic charm with epoxy-style gloss finish
Metal clasp and swivel connector
Pocket-friendly daily carry size
Approved for laptop bag duty

Add-ons

Holographic sticker mini-pack
Collector card with fake security clearance
Gift note in monospace type
Chaos Labs caution label set

FAQ

What am I buying? Just the keychain. The weapon props are visual jokes in art.

Bulk orders? Yes, convention squads welcome.

Returns? Accepted for clasp defects or print misfires.

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