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GNARGNARHEAD

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ABOUT ME
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Hi, I'm GNARGNARHEAD. This is my personal cyber shrine. I post software projects, photography, and no-JS blog writeups from this corner of the web.
STATUS: maintaining a deliberately overbuilt 90’s web shrine for GitHub Pages.
  • Neon? yes.
  • Marquees? yes.
  • Taste? questionable.
SITE STATUS
UPDATE: SITE IS ALIVE • 404 CORRIDOR ONLINE • NAV CLEANED UP • PRINT THIS PAGE OUT AND HANG IT ON THE WALL
Operating condition: MAXIMUM Y2K ENERGY
Build: STATIC
Scripts: NO CORE JS
Layout: TABLE LOYAL
NEWZ
WALLPAPER DROP
NEW: fresh wallpaper in the vault.
Wallpaper preview
MY SETUP
Laptop: trusty. Screen: neon. Trackpad: slick. Fans: dramatic.
Setup preview
PAINTING WALL
NEW: original art has a room now.
Paintings: 003 | Big tag: $26,000
Untitled painting preview
WHACKER
NEW: Linux-native Whacker runs on desktop and R36 handhelds now.
Spin-heavy Pong with dynamic style-based AI, paddle tuning, skill growth, a playable story slice, and a real-device port video.
Current Whacker gameplay screenshot thumbnail
LATEST BLOG
CHANGELOG
2026-05-23: Whacker R36 Ultra handheld port video added.
2026-04-24: shared nav include, 404 corridor, reduced-motion polish.
2026-04-23: Whacker screenshots and public release page linked from home.
Always: more borders than strictly necessary.