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GNARGNARHEAD

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ABOUT ME
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Hi, I'm GNARGNARHEAD. This is my personal cyber shrine. I post software projects, photography, and no-JS blog writeups from this corner of the web.
STATUS: building an over-the-top 90’s vibe MVP for GitHub Pages.
  • Neon? yes.
  • Marquees? yes.
  • Shame? how dare you.
NOW
UPDATE: SITE IS ALIVE • ADD MORE PAGES LATER • FIND COOL GIFS • PRINT THIS PAGE OUT AND HANG IT ON THE WALL
Today’s mood: MAXIMUM Y2K ENERGY
NEWZ
WALLPAPER DROP
NEW: fresh wallpaper in the vault.
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MY SETUP
Laptop: trusty. Screen: neon. Trackpad: slick. Fans: dramatic.
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FAQ
Q: Why is it like this?
A: Because i rules.
Q: Can I add more pages?
A: Yep: make pages like `projects.html` or a folder like `blogs/` and link them in the nav.